Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Educational Service Announcement

In an effort to educate the youth of today, I let Zowie borrow the computer and experiment with her own post. Here's what she came up with. As you'll see, it is not quite what I had in mind. Stay in school pups!--Ozzie

Hiya! I'm Zowie. Zoooooooowie! Yep. . that's right. Kelly and John are silly and spelled it wrong. So THERE!

I love Ozzie. Watch me love him.

Here I am checking him out around the corner. Oh Ozzie---yoooohoooo--hellloooooo over there!


Next, I'm sneaking up on him with my mouth while he has his feety feets in the air. Notice the perfect "V" positioning of my vampire pose.
Ahhhhh success!!!!!
Who me? No I didn't do ANYTHING. Really, I didn't.




Pups--where is the Benadryl. . .or the Dimetapp. . .help!!!!
Exhausted single father,
Ozzie

16 comments:

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

*Psssst*

Ozzie:

I think she likes woo...she really really likes woo!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: Do I hear John and Kelly pulling the khork on some AGJ to khalm their nerves?

The OP Pack said...

WE think Khyra is on to something there. Good luck, Ozzie - she is one cutie ball of energy.

Play bows, the OP Pack

The Army of Four said...

Oh, Zowie! Aren't you just adorable! And I just KNOW Ozzie loves you to pieces! I can tell! Big brothers are REALLY fun! I have one, too!
Love,
Ammy

Kira The BeaWootiful said...

Wooos! Oh Ozzie, I think some Jack Daniels would do her in, or at least om and Dad, for a little while anyway......
Ummm glad I do not have a puppy, I am way too old for that!
-Kira The BeaWootiful

Steve, Kat, & Wilbur said...

Maybe you should abandon the whole father role and let John do it. Then you could be free to be the big brother and act just as silly and crazy as Zowie.

Steve

Holly and Khady said...

Welcome to MY world! Now you TOO know what it is like to live with a turd baby!

Holly

PeeEss: I know you love KhL, but she IS still a turd baby!

Painter Pack said...

What a wonderful vampire bite!! I thinks that is what woo should be for Halloweenie! And, Ozzie can be a zombie!! Harooooooooo!!!!

Nice to hear from woos, Zoooooooooowie!

MBB

pughy said...

I think thast is one cute puppy. Adorable...

Hugs GJ xx

Tracey and Huffle said...

I think you probably need something stronger, Ozzie. Maybe puppy valium. She is cute though.

Huffle Mawson

-The Mullin Clan's Mommy- said...

Hi-Woo Ozzie,

Lil sibes do make great squeaky toys. But watch out if they grow bigger than woo. Look what I have to deal wif Juni the Doofus! He never gives me any peace.

-da Cos-

The Thundering Herd said...

Wow. Zowie, with Ozzie there teaching you how to behave, I can not imagine any trouble for your humans down the road.

P.S. - Great Shark impression. You should move to Cape Cod.

Kayla and Maebe said...

AWWWWWWW!!!! Too cute. We want one!!!

WOOOOO woo rar rar rar,
Kayla and Maebe

tula said...

Oz.. you're being a great sport. the Vampire bite thing could hurt with her little girl teethers. this is too much fun! hmmm... a little sister...

toodles, tula

Shmoo said...

I just wanted to let you know that unfortunately, you have won the Uncle Jack ghoul pool with the passing of Patrick Swayze.

Meeshka

Cheyenne -Millie said...

You two are becoming great friends! We hope you stay friends always!

Diefenbaker said...

*sniffy*

But,I'm still your FAVORITE sister, right, Ozzie?

Dief